Monday, June 12, 2006
Want a laugh? Read this.
1) Why do a bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
2) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
3) Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
4) Attempt to get new car for your spouse – it’ll be a great trade.
5) I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
6) Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
7) Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
8) Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
9) Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off NOW!
10) Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.
11) If at 1st, you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you’ve tried.
12) If at 1st, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
13) Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.
14) I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I make your horn louder.
15) Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film.
2) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
3) Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
4) Attempt to get new car for your spouse – it’ll be a great trade.
5) I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
6) Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
7) Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
8) Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
9) Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off NOW!
10) Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.
11) If at 1st, you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you’ve tried.
12) If at 1st, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
13) Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.
14) I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I make your horn louder.
15) Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film.
# posted by Multi-ServiceProvider @ 3:24 AM 
