Sunday, May 28, 2006
No Ducking the issue!! :)
THREE women were dead and go to the heaven.
St Peter greets them and says: "Once you are into the heaven. you mustn't step on any ducks."
The women agree.
Once they get in, its wall-to-wall ducks.
A day goes by, and the 1st women steps on a duck.
St Peter comes back with this old, smelly fat, ugly man and chains them together, saying: "For stepping on a duck, you have to spend forever chained to this man."
Another day goes by, and the 2nd woman steps on a duck, and St Peter comes back with another old, smelly, fat, ugly man and chains them together too.
The third woman sees this happening and doesn;'t want it to happen to her.
So a month goes by, and she hasn't stepped on a single duck.
St Peter comes back and chains her together with this really handsome man and walks away.
The third woman says: "How come I have the pleasure of being chained to you?" ;)
The handsome man replies: "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
St Peter greets them and says: "Once you are into the heaven. you mustn't step on any ducks."
The women agree.
Once they get in, its wall-to-wall ducks.
A day goes by, and the 1st women steps on a duck.
St Peter comes back with this old, smelly fat, ugly man and chains them together, saying: "For stepping on a duck, you have to spend forever chained to this man."
Another day goes by, and the 2nd woman steps on a duck, and St Peter comes back with another old, smelly, fat, ugly man and chains them together too.
The third woman sees this happening and doesn;'t want it to happen to her.
So a month goes by, and she hasn't stepped on a single duck.
St Peter comes back and chains her together with this really handsome man and walks away.
The third woman says: "How come I have the pleasure of being chained to you?" ;)
The handsome man replies: "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
# posted by Multi-ServiceProvider @ 2:50 PM 
