Monday, April 24, 2006
Jokes for the day! :)
Mathematics
Betsy:"if you have $2,and you ask your father for $4,how much will you have?"
Billy:"Two dollars"
Betsy:"you don't know your mathematics much."
Billy:"you don't know my father either."
Grammer
Teacher:"If i say the sentence ' i am beautiful ',what tense am i using?"
Pupil:"Pre-tense,Miss!"
Punctuation
An english professor wrote the words: " Woman without her man is nothing,"on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The guys wrote; " Woman,without her man,is nothing."
The girls wrote; " woman!,without her, man is nothing."
Gender Superiority
A man asked the female clerk in the bookstore, " have you a bookentitled," Man, master of the home?"
The clerk looked at him for amoment and then replied, "Try the fiction section."
Betsy:"if you have $2,and you ask your father for $4,how much will you have?"
Billy:"Two dollars"
Betsy:"you don't know your mathematics much."
Billy:"you don't know my father either."
Grammer
Teacher:"If i say the sentence ' i am beautiful ',what tense am i using?"
Pupil:"Pre-tense,Miss!"
Punctuation
An english professor wrote the words: " Woman without her man is nothing,"on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The guys wrote; " Woman,without her man,is nothing."
The girls wrote; " woman!,without her, man is nothing."
Gender Superiority
A man asked the female clerk in the bookstore, " have you a bookentitled," Man, master of the home?"
The clerk looked at him for amoment and then replied, "Try the fiction section."
# posted by Multi-ServiceProvider @ 2:05 AM 
