Saturday, August 12, 2006
SPEECH THERAPY
At a dinner, the speaker, who was a guest of honour, was about to deliver his speech. His wife, sitting at the other end of the table, sent to him a note with the word: "K-I-S-S" scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to the speaker said: "Your wife sent you a KISS before you begin your speech. She loves you very much.
The speaker replied: "You don't know my wife. Here the letters K-I-S-S stands for , "Keep It Short, Stupid!
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At another speech, an aged speaker felt uneasy during a Rotary lunch.
The chap seated next to him asked him: "What's the problem?
The old man replied: "Well, I've forgotten my denures and I'm embarrassed to speak."
The chap replied: "No Problem, I've got five or six sets of teeth in my pocket. Use one which fits you well."
The old man tried them all and found a set that fits and was delighted.
"Are you a dentist?" he asked.
"No, I'm an undertaker." the chap replied.
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Hahahaha, Hope these jokes brighten up your day!!!!:D
A guest seated next to the speaker said: "Your wife sent you a KISS before you begin your speech. She loves you very much.
The speaker replied: "You don't know my wife. Here the letters K-I-S-S stands for , "Keep It Short, Stupid!
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At another speech, an aged speaker felt uneasy during a Rotary lunch.
The chap seated next to him asked him: "What's the problem?
The old man replied: "Well, I've forgotten my denures and I'm embarrassed to speak."
The chap replied: "No Problem, I've got five or six sets of teeth in my pocket. Use one which fits you well."
The old man tried them all and found a set that fits and was delighted.
"Are you a dentist?" he asked.
"No, I'm an undertaker." the chap replied.
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Hahahaha, Hope these jokes brighten up your day!!!!:D
